"I AM DYING TO KILL!!!!! (MUSICALLY SPEAKING THAT IS) HAVE PRO EVERYTHING..( YES BASSES, CABS AND AMPS YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF).. . CAN YOU SAY ATTITUDE??????
. I'M OLD & NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES AND I AM A GREAT BASS PLAYER W/ MULTIPLE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS AND A PICKY BITCH ATTITUDE" (link)
"extreme vocal style
a slow DO IT YOURSELF "sludgy" sound :what:
[anarchism, anti-oppression, current events, financial/emotional depression, environmentalism, veganism/vegetarianism/Freeganism, racial equality, squatting, non-conformity, feminism and abolishing sexism, religious control, Homophobia, censorship and nuclear destruction]
"do it yourself."
Woody Guthrie
upbeat dark, up pessimistic beat lyrics, often lingering on the bleak up-beat aftermath of nuclear war." (link)
"I would like to borrow instruments.
I will return them as I got them.
Please do not flag. This is all true.
I am too broke to buy or rent my own.
So let me borrow yours.
I am looking for Electric drums, Electric guitars, and Electric keyboards.
I would like to create a music album and this will help." (link)
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
defies cliché
"if you're into heavy shit and wanna further your career get a hold of us" (link)
"... i have had practically no luck finding like minded individuals ,,,,so i am posting my own ad in hopes that i will find people who actually like music , not trying to be soooo cool. not trying to be too hip .not trying to belong to some clique or dork squad either. i don't look the part ..i am a regular person who wants to play some quality music... " (link)
"noise lead guitarist / bck vox needed for agressive christian pop...Must be good cause this isn't some church band. You can be great & humble." (link)
"full grown and on fire
you already have the gear
and know how to use it
rhythmic and solid
this is riff rock
melodic grunge if ya
wanna call it that
BUT not cliché
off the hook &
outta the box
defies cliché" (link)
"... i have had practically no luck finding like minded individuals ,,,,so i am posting my own ad in hopes that i will find people who actually like music , not trying to be soooo cool. not trying to be too hip .not trying to belong to some clique or dork squad either. i don't look the part ..i am a regular person who wants to play some quality music... " (link)
"noise lead guitarist / bck vox needed for agressive christian pop...Must be good cause this isn't some church band. You can be great & humble." (link)
"full grown and on fire
you already have the gear
and know how to use it
rhythmic and solid
this is riff rock
melodic grunge if ya
wanna call it that
BUT not cliché
off the hook &
outta the box
defies cliché" (link)
Saturday, March 22, 2008
a band is like a marriage
"I have played my whole life and this IS WHAT I DO! I play because I LOVE TO PLAY not for the $$. I am living in my car so that I can spread the love of music to all." (link)
"I have had so many problems with women who left the band in a lurch to follow their b/f or g/f across the fucking country... this is not fair a band is like a marriage too, between 3 or more people. So if you must leave to follow some man or woman around please replace yourself." (link)
"I have been in select choirs sense I was 12 I have plenty of stage experience. I don’t site read so good but I have great tone, range, flexibility and I can scream like a demon if needs be. I enjoy all genres of rock from death cab and dashboard to inflame and atreyu." (link)
"dude come and fuck up your vocal chords in our awesome band." (link)
"I have had so many problems with women who left the band in a lurch to follow their b/f or g/f across the fucking country... this is not fair a band is like a marriage too, between 3 or more people. So if you must leave to follow some man or woman around please replace yourself." (link)
"I have been in select choirs sense I was 12 I have plenty of stage experience. I don’t site read so good but I have great tone, range, flexibility and I can scream like a demon if needs be. I enjoy all genres of rock from death cab and dashboard to inflame and atreyu." (link)
"dude come and fuck up your vocal chords in our awesome band." (link)
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
badasses like myself
"this band is ambient but not retro. screaming leads but soft melodic pulsations. there's some neo but not a lot. we are creating sonic inventions here with a touch of ectoplasmic psychodelia, not some fucking blues band!" (link) (screengrab)
"From past experience we will not say you are 'In the Band' until we have figured out that you can commit and are not a complete psycho." (link) (screengrab)
"Open mindedness, creativity, not being an asshole, not being a racist and not being a burden, these are qualities you should have." (link) (screengrab)
"'Romantic Rock' sounds to wussy for a lotta bigtime hard rockers so I congratulate you on your self assurance. Many will not click on this one. What I mean by that term is exemplified by a lot of the Beatles' songs, Goo Goo Dolls, Chris Isaak, David Gray, etc. ...I also want to be part of something with unlimited potential. The music business is a meritocracy, regardless of what those who haven't made it say, and strong songs still rule." (link) (screengrab)
"From past experience we will not say you are 'In the Band' until we have figured out that you can commit and are not a complete psycho." (link) (screengrab)
"Open mindedness, creativity, not being an asshole, not being a racist and not being a burden, these are qualities you should have." (link) (screengrab)
"'Romantic Rock' sounds to wussy for a lotta bigtime hard rockers so I congratulate you on your self assurance. Many will not click on this one. What I mean by that term is exemplified by a lot of the Beatles' songs, Goo Goo Dolls, Chris Isaak, David Gray, etc. ...I also want to be part of something with unlimited potential. The music business is a meritocracy, regardless of what those who haven't made it say, and strong songs still rule." (link) (screengrab)
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
PRO SINGER LOOKING
"I can hit high notes to.Like the singer of hart but i dont sound like a girl ok!LOL my last concert I played was at brush prarie tavern in batle ground washington.We fricken lit it up man!LOL ladies dug us and we drank free"
(link to post) (screengrab)
"I will be the frontman of this band. The reluctant frontman, but the frontman, no less, mostly because I think most self-described singers are huge douche-bags. No offense."
(link to post) (screengrab)
"I'm looking to start a band. I don't really care what style or genre you are because I want this to be a completely original project and I believe the only way to do that is to have a great collaboration of multiple genres."
(link to post) (screengrab)
"God has whispered to me, 'share your music with the sick.'"
(link to post) (screengrab)
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Pat Benatars vocals will be the furniture
"We would take fairly traditional country songs and make them more obviously perverted. And we'd dress like rodeo clowns." (link)
"Think of a house with Silverchair's "Young Modern" as the foundation and Muse's origin of symmetry as the architecture, Pat Benatars vocals will be the furniture." (link)
"After talking w/ my mgr, I want it to be a Santana cover band or just a smoking Latin rock/dance type of band. Either way, we plan to rock and the main thing is that we blow the audience away with our sound." (link)
"ive always wanted to be in a band but Ive never gotten around to it. I don't play any instruments although i own several, and ive come realize i need to just buck up and be the singer. I'm definitely a great performer. im totally insane and entertaining. every time i go out to karaoke strangers tell me in need to be in a band so here i go." (link)
"Think of a house with Silverchair's "Young Modern" as the foundation and Muse's origin of symmetry as the architecture, Pat Benatars vocals will be the furniture." (link)
"After talking w/ my mgr, I want it to be a Santana cover band or just a smoking Latin rock/dance type of band. Either way, we plan to rock and the main thing is that we blow the audience away with our sound." (link)
"ive always wanted to be in a band but Ive never gotten around to it. I don't play any instruments although i own several, and ive come realize i need to just buck up and be the singer. I'm definitely a great performer. im totally insane and entertaining. every time i go out to karaoke strangers tell me in need to be in a band so here i go." (link)
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
melodic, epic and edgy
"What I want is a partner, perhaps a singer/songwriter, perhaps another multi-instrumentalist, definitely a soloist, a rugged individualist with a bent for experimentation, drama, dynamics and humor....this is the sort of project that will overwhelm the individual and become a powerful entity on its own, taking us down who knows what roads less traveled. And I am very much open to the pleasures of discovering whatever there is to be discovered as a result of dancing to the beat of someone else’s drum, so to speak." (link)
"Yoyooyoyoyoyoyo!
MY NAME IS k!D CHAO$, AND I'D LOVE TO JAM WITH A BAADAAASSS DJ WHO SPINS 2STEP, DNB, HIPHOP, ELECTRO PUNK OR ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO TERRORIZE VOCALLY." (link)
"We are,
A very talented and marketable front woman/singer/lyricist,
Her equally talented and marketable singer/harmonizer/keyboard wiz sister" (link)
"We define skilled as, of course, an experienced, driven and a creatively motivated musician with not only passion but the ability to perform and entertain.
Our sound is melodic, epic and edgy much like our stage presence which you will find inspiring, energetic and captivating.
The ideal band would be two guitarists, a bassist, and a kick ass drummer... All with talent, stage presence (which includes image), self motivation and the ability to network." (link)
"I'm somewhat well known on myspace" (link)
"Yoyooyoyoyoyoyo!
MY NAME IS k!D CHAO$, AND I'D LOVE TO JAM WITH A BAADAAASSS DJ WHO SPINS 2STEP, DNB, HIPHOP, ELECTRO PUNK OR ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO TERRORIZE VOCALLY." (link)
"We are,
A very talented and marketable front woman/singer/lyricist,
Her equally talented and marketable singer/harmonizer/keyboard wiz sister" (link)
"We define skilled as, of course, an experienced, driven and a creatively motivated musician with not only passion but the ability to perform and entertain.
Our sound is melodic, epic and edgy much like our stage presence which you will find inspiring, energetic and captivating.
The ideal band would be two guitarists, a bassist, and a kick ass drummer... All with talent, stage presence (which includes image), self motivation and the ability to network." (link)
"I'm somewhat well known on myspace" (link)
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