Sunday, January 27, 2008

Pat Benatars vocals will be the furniture

"We would take fairly traditional country songs and make them more obviously perverted. And we'd dress like rodeo clowns." (link)




"Think of a house with Silverchair's "Young Modern" as the foundation and Muse's origin of symmetry as the architecture, Pat Benatars vocals will be the furniture." (link)




"After talking w/ my mgr, I want it to be a Santana cover band or just a smoking Latin rock/dance type of band. Either way, we plan to rock and the main thing is that we blow the audience away with our sound." (link)




"ive always wanted to be in a band but Ive never gotten around to it. I don't play any instruments although i own several, and ive come realize i need to just buck up and be the singer. I'm definitely a great performer. im totally insane and entertaining. every time i go out to karaoke strangers tell me in need to be in a band so here i go." (link)

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

melodic, epic and edgy

"What I want is a partner, perhaps a singer/songwriter, perhaps another multi-instrumentalist, definitely a soloist, a rugged individualist with a bent for experimentation, drama, dynamics and humor....this is the sort of project that will overwhelm the individual and become a powerful entity on its own, taking us down who knows what roads less traveled. And I am very much open to the pleasures of discovering whatever there is to be discovered as a result of dancing to the beat of someone else’s drum, so to speak." (link)




"Yoyooyoyoyoyoyo!
MY NAME IS k!D CHAO$, AND I'D LOVE TO JAM WITH A BAADAAASSS DJ WHO SPINS 2STEP, DNB, HIPHOP, ELECTRO PUNK OR ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO TERRORIZE VOCALLY." (link)




"We are,
A very talented and marketable front woman/singer/lyricist,
Her equally talented and marketable singer/harmonizer/keyboard wiz sister" (link)




"We define skilled as, of course, an experienced, driven and a creatively motivated musician with not only passion but the ability to perform and entertain.

Our sound is melodic, epic and edgy much like our stage presence which you will find inspiring, energetic and captivating.

The ideal band would be two guitarists, a bassist, and a kick ass drummer... All with talent, stage presence (which includes image), self motivation and the ability to network." (link)




"I'm somewhat well known on myspace" (link)

Friday, January 4, 2008

witchcraft can be arranged

"we need dedication,humble,good morals and values we are a example and try to be a positive group but know how to rock hard" (link)




"AGAIN, this is NOT a professional venue in any way, it is merely an opportunity to present your work in a Pagan-friendly environment!!" (link)




"Searching for a totally new Christian acoustic sound with great instrumentals as well as wonderful smooth clear vocal songs....Prospective members should be Christian believers with the word of God firmly rooted in your soul." (link)




"Musicians needed for Worship service . We are a non denomisation church we worship and believe in satan. Services begin 3rd saturday of each month NE Portland at midnight. No expireince nessary . witchcraft can be arranged to improve your ability or get you to learn a new instrument very well in a short time We are kind, do not need to worry" (link)