"Can you sing?? have you ever wanted to be in a real BAND?Can you sing rock? do you have what it takes like-> a great voice,able to talk with a audiance? and learn songs real fast? and great energy on stage?." (link)
"I will guarantee an awesome show with charisma and energy. I will make you pee your pants in excitement!" (link)
"You MUST LOVE TOOL, not be an ass (or republican), and most of all, be a better front-man than our drummer." (link)
"I want to start doing gigs. I,ve won two talent shows and sang the national anthem at the car races." (link)
Monday, December 31, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
double-plus
"The songs are rich in mythos and emotion lyrically and musically...held by unique chording and diverse rhythms." (link)
However, WE DO NOT REQUIRE YOU SOUND LIKE EACH ORIGINAL SINGER…YOU’RE FREE TO SING IN YOUR OWN VOICE. (link)
"Also must share my priority of playing only in smoke-free venues. Prefer vegetarians. Radical politics a plus; knowing that 9/11 was an Inside Job a double-plus." (link)
"i am also a pagan and this is referenced often in some of my lyrics---so if this bothers you, then walk on home boy." (link)
However, WE DO NOT REQUIRE YOU SOUND LIKE EACH ORIGINAL SINGER…YOU’RE FREE TO SING IN YOUR OWN VOICE. (link)
"Also must share my priority of playing only in smoke-free venues. Prefer vegetarians. Radical politics a plus; knowing that 9/11 was an Inside Job a double-plus." (link)
"i am also a pagan and this is referenced often in some of my lyrics---so if this bothers you, then walk on home boy." (link)
Saturday, December 22, 2007
queen of throats
"Very large, hirsuite male looking to join all-nude tuba band. I've played tuba for 10 years, and I've played in the nude before, so this is a logical progression." (link)
"If I wanted to play to be popular I'd dye my hair black, hide from the sun, and buy pants that cut off circulation to the ankles and turn into a control-freak douchebag." (link)
"We are all laid back as fuck" (link)
"Known as the 'Queen of Throats' for the past 15 years, professional vocalists have entrusted their singing to Mary Beth Felker" (link)
"It might all be meaningless to you, but it makes sense to me. Random acts of kindness... Indigos, violets and greens... gauzy fairy dresses... dancing bells and woodwinds... on the air over Washington Park, or sitting by Inji's side playing Jethro Tull riffs on my flute..." (link)
"We can call it 'Rejectstock'" (link)
"If I wanted to play to be popular I'd dye my hair black, hide from the sun, and buy pants that cut off circulation to the ankles and turn into a control-freak douchebag." (link)
"We are all laid back as fuck" (link)
"Known as the 'Queen of Throats' for the past 15 years, professional vocalists have entrusted their singing to Mary Beth Felker" (link)
"It might all be meaningless to you, but it makes sense to me. Random acts of kindness... Indigos, violets and greens... gauzy fairy dresses... dancing bells and woodwinds... on the air over Washington Park, or sitting by Inji's side playing Jethro Tull riffs on my flute..." (link)
"We can call it 'Rejectstock'" (link)
Monday, December 17, 2007
seriously
"First off, I'm not that good. Seriously. I'm not just saying that." (link)
"hip hop lyricist to beat up my tracks like a James Brown girlfriend." (link)
"THE BAND HAS JUST LOST THERE SINGER AND WE ARE AGAIN LOOKING FOR THE LAST PEICE OF THE PUZZLE." (link)
"I'd especially be interested creating a punk edge with regards to guitar riffs and vocals." (link)
"male or female we dont care just as long as you can help us rape everybodys eardrums" (link)
"hip hop lyricist to beat up my tracks like a James Brown girlfriend." (link)
"THE BAND HAS JUST LOST THERE SINGER AND WE ARE AGAIN LOOKING FOR THE LAST PEICE OF THE PUZZLE." (link)
"I'd especially be interested creating a punk edge with regards to guitar riffs and vocals." (link)
"male or female we dont care just as long as you can help us rape everybodys eardrums" (link)
Sunday, December 16, 2007
awkward interactions
"Banjo girl seeks fiddle girl for awkward musical interactions" (link)
"Music has been my life and im frustrated that i dont have a band right now lol." (link)
"Looking for people around my age who want to start low dedication cover band." (link)
"I am 'talent' whom is seeking a manager.
I can sing/dance and would like to do a show in the area and need an manager/agent.
did i mention my tv talks show debuts in 2 months?"(link)
"I am looking for a band that has somewhat sounds of those kind of bands but have there own sound with great influnces."(link)
"pleas help
i am a punk rocker"(link)
"Music has been my life and im frustrated that i dont have a band right now lol." (link)
"Looking for people around my age who want to start low dedication cover band." (link)
"I am 'talent' whom is seeking a manager.
I can sing/dance and would like to do a show in the area and need an manager/agent.
did i mention my tv talks show debuts in 2 months?"(link)
"I am looking for a band that has somewhat sounds of those kind of bands but have there own sound with great influnces."(link)
"pleas help
i am a punk rocker"(link)
indie banding
"I am 30 years old and love to rage it, but I am looking for kind folks with an element of consciousness..."
"6. Appearance. (A) Does the player have some abnormality or oddity that would detract from the band's ability to present a professional and reasonably attractive persona on stage?"
"You may even have an idea as to a cool name for a group. I am easy to approach about this."
"Are you as tired as me of seeing indie bands make Portland the butt of hipster jokes?"
"Bring your axe, and your star struck money maker and see the man who brought "indie banding" to Stumptown. As always there will be at least 25 nubile co-eds in the club getting and giving baby oil rub downs for charity - cause it feels so damn good!"
"6. Appearance. (A) Does the player have some abnormality or oddity that would detract from the band's ability to present a professional and reasonably attractive persona on stage?"
"You may even have an idea as to a cool name for a group. I am easy to approach about this."
"Are you as tired as me of seeing indie bands make Portland the butt of hipster jokes?"
"Bring your axe, and your star struck money maker and see the man who brought "indie banding" to Stumptown. As always there will be at least 25 nubile co-eds in the club getting and giving baby oil rub downs for charity - cause it feels so damn good!"
can you dig it
"Hi there, I'm a 25 year old bass player who feels 18 at heart."
"And when it comes to my lyrics, I'm really influenced by life. My life and the lives of others. Things I observe and things I feel or that people around me convey."
"We need a drummer that wants to play to the music and not just go off like a wild gorilla."
"We are one of those rare bands that seem to have all the components necessary to be very successful. Those who have heard us feel we will very likely be the next big band to come out of Portland."
"My songwriting tends to be as much accidental or impulsive as it is reflective and deliberate.
My goal is to record involved music with musicians that collaborate with me to construct homes full of character to house each song or concept."
"it seems like all the music in portland has gone faggot. can you dig it?"
"And when it comes to my lyrics, I'm really influenced by life. My life and the lives of others. Things I observe and things I feel or that people around me convey."
"We need a drummer that wants to play to the music and not just go off like a wild gorilla."
"We are one of those rare bands that seem to have all the components necessary to be very successful. Those who have heard us feel we will very likely be the next big band to come out of Portland."
"My songwriting tends to be as much accidental or impulsive as it is reflective and deliberate.
My goal is to record involved music with musicians that collaborate with me to construct homes full of character to house each song or concept."
"it seems like all the music in portland has gone faggot. can you dig it?"
jam like jerry
"Musical taste classifies me as a "Dead Head" though I am relatively clean cut and shower daily."
"I understand the artist perspective of needing great songs for a great performance and connection with an audience."
"WE HAVE THREE FORMATS TO CHOOSE FROM, 24CH ADAT, 24CH HARD DICK RECORDING"
"We DONT need some whiny granola tree-huggin Post Indie Hardcore alternative Lets just Jam like Jerry hipster."
"I believe to possess a killer application for this product of music, and I need partners to realize this vision. My vision includes a progressive, hard-rock, metal, jazz, funk combination...magic shows, comedy skits, vignettes, hip-hop freestyle battles, stand-up comedy, exhibit short films, perform stunts, and whatever other forms of entertainment we can come up with."
"We are most happy when the sound is current and happening in the millennium."
"No emo, unless you have extra eye makeup for me."
"i'm a nice swell unemployed guy that really wants 2 b in a band of some kind. i sorta play the guitar and the pianner. hello. yup. so, well ummmm"
"I understand the artist perspective of needing great songs for a great performance and connection with an audience."
"WE HAVE THREE FORMATS TO CHOOSE FROM, 24CH ADAT, 24CH HARD DICK RECORDING"
"We DONT need some whiny granola tree-huggin Post Indie Hardcore alternative Lets just Jam like Jerry hipster."
"I believe to possess a killer application for this product of music, and I need partners to realize this vision. My vision includes a progressive, hard-rock, metal, jazz, funk combination...magic shows, comedy skits, vignettes, hip-hop freestyle battles, stand-up comedy, exhibit short films, perform stunts, and whatever other forms of entertainment we can come up with."
"We are most happy when the sound is current and happening in the millennium."
"No emo, unless you have extra eye makeup for me."
"i'm a nice swell unemployed guy that really wants 2 b in a band of some kind. i sorta play the guitar and the pianner. hello. yup. so, well ummmm"
Saturday, November 10, 2007
team player
"Hire SAX-MAS sax quartet for your church service, company party, private fiesta or department store..."
"Looking for someone Male or Female:
Good gear
Militant/Rock/Punk look
Team Player"
"Know when to play and when not to play. The pregnant silence can be just as meaningful as a the perfect note."
"Arcellus brings an intense musicianship. [He has] the ability to move beyond the traditional role of the bass player to a more melodic, layered playing that relishes in nuance and subtlety. Still, at the heart of his playing is a groove that is almost defiant, and very alive."
"Looking for someone Male or Female:
Good gear
Militant/Rock/Punk look
Team Player"
"Know when to play and when not to play. The pregnant silence can be just as meaningful as a the perfect note."
"Arcellus brings an intense musicianship. [He has] the ability to move beyond the traditional role of the bass player to a more melodic, layered playing that relishes in nuance and subtlety. Still, at the heart of his playing is a groove that is almost defiant, and very alive."
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
decent-looking male
"I would love to have a hillbilly sing along with some old fashioned string instruments this weekend. Can anyone help me get into this sort of situation?"
"decent looking male has urge to sing harmony on your songs."
"Is there a bi-polar, overly-dramatic vocalist out there, and a tight jangly-poppy guitarist who would want to start a band?"
"I'm looking for strippers to perform, while I play my guitar. Send me an email."
"decent looking male has urge to sing harmony on your songs."
"Is there a bi-polar, overly-dramatic vocalist out there, and a tight jangly-poppy guitarist who would want to start a band?"
"I'm looking for strippers to perform, while I play my guitar. Send me an email."
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