Saturday, December 22, 2007

queen of throats

"Very large, hirsuite male looking to join all-nude tuba band. I've played tuba for 10 years, and I've played in the nude before, so this is a logical progression." (link)




"If I wanted to play to be popular I'd dye my hair black, hide from the sun, and buy pants that cut off circulation to the ankles and turn into a control-freak douchebag." (link)




"We are all laid back as fuck" (link)




"Known as the 'Queen of Throats' for the past 15 years, professional vocalists have entrusted their singing to Mary Beth Felker" (link)




"It might all be meaningless to you, but it makes sense to me. Random acts of kindness... Indigos, violets and greens... gauzy fairy dresses... dancing bells and woodwinds... on the air over Washington Park, or sitting by Inji's side playing Jethro Tull riffs on my flute..." (link)




"We can call it 'Rejectstock'" (link)

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