"I am 30 years old and love to rage it, but I am looking for kind folks with an element of consciousness..."
"6. Appearance. (A) Does the player have some abnormality or oddity that would detract from the band's ability to present a professional and reasonably attractive persona on stage?"
"You may even have an idea as to a cool name for a group. I am easy to approach about this."
"Are you as tired as me of seeing indie bands make Portland the butt of hipster jokes?"
"Bring your axe, and your star struck money maker and see the man who brought "indie banding" to Stumptown. As always there will be at least 25 nubile co-eds in the club getting and giving baby oil rub downs for charity - cause it feels so damn good!"
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